Dear Miss Jupiter,
Having seen you in the news lately, I wished to introduce myself. My name is Captain Metropolis, and I too am a costumed adventurer with a keen interest in stamping out crime and injustice wheresoever it should rear its ugly head. I am delighted to find you share this inelimations.
I note also from perusal of the press that there are several other people of our persuasion stepping forward to join our struggle across America, and, being a military man by nature and career it struck me it might be a distinct strategic advantage if we were to organise ourselves into some sort of battalion, ready to do our country's bidding at a moment's notice.
I suggest that such a group might be called 'The New Minute Men of America,' and I have already devised such things as codes and passwords and strategic exercises that would serve us well in our wall on infamy.
If you are interested in this proposal, please contact me through my representative, former Marine Lieutenant Nelson Gardner, whose card is enclosed.
I look forward very much to hearing from you.
Your costumed comrade in the campaign against crime,
Captain Metropolis
Sally, though there might be mileage in this - P.R wise L.S
Larry - Jesus Christ! Are you kidding?!
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